Monday, April 18, 2005

Hi! I'm Sorry I'm Not Funnier!

just wanted to make a quick post for those of you coming from my post on craigslist.

thanks for visiting, and i'm sorry i'm not funnier today (or, uh, in general). my snarky penis comment isn't really my best work.

i hope you'll come back for some actual content (related to weekend adventures with boxed wine and locksmiths) soon.

-k

15 comments:

  1. hi kristy, i'm a country cousin i guess, followed yer CL post here to tell ya I loved it.

    come visit my farm if ya will, you've got a wicked wit girl, and belong in the part of blogland i relate to!

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  2. You're on "best of", so expect a lot more traffic.

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  3. BOXED WINE?!

    Holy shit. Time for an intervention.

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  4. I'm ok with the fact that you aren't funnier.

    Most of the -iers are insane.

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  5. "Speak as they please, what does the mountain care?
    Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?"
    -Browning

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  6. I followed you here from CL too. Hilarious and I totally hear you. I just joined curves myself. Oh, and to me, you are a spring chicken. Rock on girl!

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  7. congratulations, girl! seems like you get 1K visitors daily. i might have to advertise here soon! keep blogging, baby!

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  8. i think you're funny...not that funny is everything.

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  9. You shouldn't feel bad about the "dick" comment. It's okay to be mean sometimes. I think people read your blogs, because they are very moving. I feel all sorts of emotions (funny, sarcastic, sad, loving) with your blogs – that’s REALITY.

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  10. I liked your post on craig's list. I wish I'd seen your ass to judge its size for myself. Then I'd like to spank it. A little.

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  11. I read your CL post, like everyone here, and I have to say that looking at your picture, I dont think you're fat. In fact, I think you're actually pretty cute, and if you lived in NY near me, I would probably ask you out.

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  12. thank you, anonymous posters, for the compliments, pseudo-date request, and ass-spanking offer. you're all too kind.

    for the record, i am *not* fat and i *am* cute (i'm just not thin and a bit of a mess)...which makes the stupid mean post that much more pathetic.

    but we knew that.

    -k

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  13. Hi K, Great site! You are both cute and funny! Will visit often, thanks for the smile!
    CDAT

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  14. I think you are a wonderful writer actually. I think you could write a book a'la "Brigette Jone's" I enjoy your take on life.

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  15. Fantastic. I join Curves myself and I have only been able to share my ass with the sketchy guys that work in the office across the street...

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